11.1.09

The Spring Semester's Competition (In Chronological Order)

1. Northern Pikes
2. !!!!!!!!!
3. Starting homework twelve hours late
4. Deactivating
5. RUH-ROH
6. On the beach
7. Broke and swarmed by flies in every which way
8. Figuring out what I want, resulting in suicide
9. Deep, DEEP holes.  CHAMP.
10. A failing body.  Youth, I'll never know say aloud how much I torture you.
11. БАТЕРЕЕЙРАБОТАТЬ??!@?!??&%ЁЁ!?
12. Making pie of possibilities and honey.
13. Beefin' up.
14. Once, twice, three times the lady.  And by lady I mean bacterial throat infection.
15. Adulterating, combining stages, vitamins, lofty ideals, craftsmanship, and a pinch of siamese cats into myself.  A word to the wise: Quit admiring God's work.

5.1.09

Testing, Check, Check

One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese,
Four limerick oysters,
Five corpulent porpoises,
Six pairs of Don Alverzo's tweezers (Ouch!),
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array (Hey!),
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Eeeeeegypt,
Nine! apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller-skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth,
Ten! lyrical, spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who hall stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery all at very the same time!





It's 4:30 in the fucking morning.