13.7.09

What I've Gotten From Russia

100 Sunburns
200 Reasons to Leave/Return
300 Shots of Vodka
400 New Words
500 Americanos
600 Phone Numbers
700 Cigarettes
800 Requests for Change
900 Stares
1000 Mosquito Bites

8.7.09

My Feet Smell: Evidence of Washington and Russia

PEE KAY
Doppleganger Hangout, Bizarro World, The Nation's Capitol?
Like I've never been to a pool before
Wear Strawberries and Eat Churches
Fat-Burning Furnace, How I Did It
Snatch a Mouthful
Breast-Feeding on the Grounds
Rotten Root Beer
Caucasian Captive