tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76153655122177898742024-02-02T12:54:30.210-06:00Less Listless ListsA MouthfulMichaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-24037319246232759512009-11-23T13:13:00.000-06:002009-11-23T11:13:39.340-06:00I've rewritten this post about 46 times now.<div>All I wanted to say is that I want to make friends. I just can't get past a certain point with people.</div><div><br /></div><div>Update: And that didn't help.</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-56387954754621192912009-10-04T11:55:00.000-05:002009-10-04T12:08:11.060-05:00I want to write something about my feelings.<div>I'm pretty, but only partially fascinating. I need a hobby. I will choose to fly kites. No, I can't do that.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe I'm just cranky today and woke up on the wrong side of the bed: my side. As evidenced by my last statement, I'm just cranky.</div><div><br /></div><div>This is what we call verbal diarrhea via key...bored.</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-7132809913161586472009-07-13T08:41:00.000-05:002009-07-13T08:45:49.288-05:00What I've Gotten From Russia100 Sunburns<div>200 Reasons to Leave/Return</div><div>300 Shots of Vodka</div><div>400 New Words</div><div>500 Americanos</div><div>600 Phone Numbers</div><div>700 Cigarettes</div><div>800 Requests for Change</div><div>900 Stares</div><div>1000 Mosquito Bites</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-51844124776044514382009-07-08T03:09:00.000-05:002009-10-04T12:09:13.613-05:00My Feet Smell: Evidence of Washington and RussiaPEE KAY<br />Doppleganger Hangout, Bizarro World, The Nation's Capitol?<br />Like I've never been to a pool before<br />Wear Strawberries and Eat Churches<br />Fat-Burning Furnace, How I Did It<br />Snatch a Mouthful<br />Breast-Feeding on the Grounds<br />Rotten Root Beer<br />Caucasian CaptiveMichaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-42093483452814829322009-06-29T09:51:00.000-05:002009-06-29T11:03:42.902-05:00Bad Spellers Untie!<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Haha, I've never seen that before.<br /></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Charley would appreciate that one.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Is he a good speller?</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Yes, a rare find.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Wow, T-bone would love him a lot. A refreshing change from all the losers brought to her doorstep over the years</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Yeah? Is there a story about this?</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Yes:</span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">1. Maura's boyfriend, who was telling T-Bone about a special on TV about Egyptian mummies, said they opened a tomb and the whole thing was full of esophaguses!</span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">2. T-Bone's hillbilly neighbor, who had a kid arrested, said she was going to have to get a lawyer so they could "flea bargain."</span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">3. The friend who said that another woman was so mean to her friends that she was "annihilating" everyone. I think she meant to say 'alienate.'</span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">4. Her sister was beyond fat. She was 'obeast'. I love that one.</span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 4.0px; line-height: 14.0px; font: 11.0px Lucida Grande"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">5. One of the pastors I work with gaffed the other day. We were texting each other and he called the other pastor a "pre-Madonna". I guess he had not ever seen prima donna spelled out.</span></span></p>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-50639735120445452202009-06-25T10:27:00.000-05:002009-07-29T14:35:43.894-05:00When I Return1. Confirmation<div>2. Tanzanian Peaberry<br /><div>3. The Back of Ben and Jerry's</div><div>4. Writing a Song</div><div>5. Playing BINGO!</div><div>6. Getting Registered</div><div>7. Burying the Hatchet</div><div>8. A Lot of Field Work</div><div>9. Pudding it in Your Desk</div><div>10. Making Lasagna</div><div>11. Getting on Your Case</div><div>12. Get to Know Your Guts</div><div>13. Sealing the Deal</div><div>14. Fucking up Your Gchat</div></div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-48160498669723879382009-05-24T20:08:00.000-05:002009-05-25T13:06:23.961-05:00Family Programming<div>This morning my mother pretty much called me an anxious wreck and that I seem to be merging on the edge of numerous anxiety attacks. You know what? She's wrong.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm happy.</div><div>I'm fucking smart.</div><div>I'm in love.</div><div>I'm going to Russia.</div><div>I'm surrounded by the greatest people.<br /></div><div><br /></div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-45554691151769046062009-04-29T12:10:00.000-05:002009-04-29T12:33:40.477-05:00Don't Buy Your Own Bullshit, Crater-Face*1. Cinnamon In It<div>2. Extra Texture</div><div>3. Edited It</div><div>4. We Miss Mrs. Meniscus</div><div>5. No Way Jose Zone</div><div>6. Ensconced in Whatnot</div><div>7. Mispronounced Ms. Pronounciated</div><div>8. Gross Growth</div><div><br /></div><div>*Most of these are not my creative phrasings, but rather a collective effort for the absurd by the absurd. Give a hand to Chloe, Emily, Zachary, and Charley.</div><div><br /></div><div>Other Ideas:</div><div>1. Face Wars</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-49214778924046278742009-04-21T23:44:00.000-05:002009-10-04T12:10:25.839-05:00Publishing Posts Past Written1. Rows upon rosy pawn toes.<div>2. </div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-89653100844437192372009-04-19T14:02:00.000-05:002009-04-19T14:16:37.797-05:00"Well, Maybe Not That Fast"1. Here are some chips.<div>2. You left this EXTREMELY important letter on my dashboard.</div><div>3. You're devastatingly handsome.</div><div>4. I want Q.J. to have her babies.</div><div>5.</div><div>6. The weather is bee-a-yoo-tee-ful. Go play!</div><div>7. Freckles</div><div>8. Toni Braxton</div><div>9. Sponge baths, hypothyroidism, and cubs</div><div>10. I love a bad Charley almost as much as I love a good reuben.</div><div>11. You may be wondering, "Who the hell is Reuben?"</div><div>12. Old dog tray (p. 67)</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-78850291380612499672009-02-24T22:10:00.000-06:002009-02-24T22:21:48.454-06:00Gotcha, Captcha!<div>With as much conscience effort to ignore any Latin roots and coherence, here are my definitions of these 'captchas':</div><div><br /></div>1. Numanil: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">n. </span>A person who finds light from electronic devices to be extremely comforting<div><div>2. Ressesin:<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> n. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="">The</span> unhealthy obsession with creating a 'State of Nature'</div><div>3. Muraff: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">n.</span> The clinical name for heartburn occurring in premature adolescents.</div><div>4. Lypersid: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">n.</span> One goofy-ass, asymmetrical haircut and/or hairstyle</div><div>5. Clatsuse: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">n. </span>A special type of trap that captures very large, absurd animals, such as women named "Bertha"</div><div>6. Coduine: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">adj</span>. Sparse and varied in size, often in reference to freckle patterns</div></div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-6706340206470727232009-01-11T15:45:00.000-06:002009-01-11T15:45:01.487-06:00The Spring Semester's Competition (In Chronological Order)1. Northern Pikes<div>2. !!!!!!!!!</div><div>3. Starting homework twelve hours late</div><div>4. Deactivating</div><div>5. RUH-ROH</div><div>6. On the beach</div><div>7. Broke and swarmed by flies in every which way</div><div>8. Figuring out what I want, resulting in suicide</div><div>9. Deep, DEEP holes. CHAMP.</div><div>10. A failing body. Youth, I'll never know say aloud how much I torture you.</div><div>11. БАТЕРЕЕЙРАБОТАТЬ??!@?!??&%ЁЁ!?</div><div>12. Making pie of possibilities and honey.</div><div>13. Beefin' up.</div><div>14. Once, twice, three times the lady. And by lady I mean bacterial throat infection.</div><div>15. Adulterating, combining stages, vitamins, lofty ideals, craftsmanship, and a pinch of siamese cats into myself. A word to the wise: Quit admiring God's work.</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-26700409530254477642009-01-05T06:28:00.000-06:002009-01-05T06:28:01.096-06:00Testing, Check, CheckOne hen, two ducks, three squawking geese,<div>Four limerick oysters,</div><div>Five corpulent porpoises,</div><div>Six pairs of Don Alverzo's tweezers (Ouch!),</div><div>Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array (Hey!),</div><div>Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Eeeeeegypt,</div><div>Nine! apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller-skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth,</div><div>Ten! lyrical, spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who hall stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery all at very the same time!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>It's 4:30 in the fucking morning.</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-72805770370494617792008-12-09T16:02:00.000-06:002008-12-09T16:05:47.357-06:00Secrets1. Double Hernia<div>2. Double Dater</div><div>3. Double DNA (Dumb Bitch, I'll take your kidneys)</div><div>4. Double Trouble</div><div>5. In Over MY HEAD!</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-85076742862475486932008-12-03T14:02:00.000-06:002008-12-03T14:36:53.057-06:00Apostrophes1. Oh, Youth! I'll never say aloud how much I torture you. You are constantly failing and you will kill me.<div>2. Oh, Love! You use me more than I use your aftermath, your products. Who are you and why won't you let me sit next to you at the table?</div><div>3. Oh, Word Play! I'm using you, I think.</div><div>4. Oh, Circulation! You aren't what you used to be, I'm sure.</div><div>5. Oh, Seven! What makes you so damn lucky?</div><div>6. Oh, Lord! Shine your light into my heart, so I may be like you. And if you have children, then nevermind.</div><div>7. Oh, Honesty! You <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">are</span> the best policy! This is why I must avoid you.</div><div>8. Oh, Friends! Oh.</div><div>9. Oh, Trouble! You are encoded in my genes. You're on the same gene that dictates glucose reception, eyelash length, and my propensity for asking questions.</div><div>10. Oh, No! You!</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-5986259565499804422008-12-02T13:11:00.001-06:002008-12-03T14:01:09.354-06:00Karma Repair Kit: Items 1-4<blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">1. Get enough food to eat,</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> and eat it.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">2. Find a place to sleep where it is quiet,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> and sleep there.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">3. Reduce intellectual and emotional noise</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> until you arrive at the silence yourself,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> and listen to it.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">4.</span></div><div></div></blockquote><div>A poem by Richard Brautigan</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-34069167384712156422008-11-17T18:24:00.000-06:002008-11-17T19:02:55.464-06:00TTAAPP<div>2. I just want to fall in love two.</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-74659186954790426402008-11-14T08:00:00.000-06:002008-11-14T06:01:25.043-06:00Funny at the Time, Not Funny Now<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">1. Knickerbockered<br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">2. Nabokov, His Life in Art</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> Nabokov, His Life in Part</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">3. Из-за чего вы не пошли на дискотеку?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">4. Oftener</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">5. Transient Ischemic Attack (Ministroke)</span></div><div>6.</div><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 245px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil0A_tIhFpCMv252hZnVMhyLgcLuP6MEOCXLyRSP0LHxvTgsE6sf3z3u4g13A2gC7KlY2XIWBvQ7NmJxZRbNih6uPQzSvLERH3PaBdlEr8AldbEaNtgGbDDbkf9Ne9Cy5BAoLSgCFAFL8/s320/jdun459l.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265210161061444610" /><div><br /></div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-78060955267927344992008-11-07T01:24:00.000-06:002008-11-07T01:25:23.686-06:00What Do You Notice About This Video?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F9_eQTyZ0-g&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F9_eQTyZ0-g&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="349"></embed></object></span>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-71692877740079488712008-11-04T03:01:00.000-06:002008-11-04T03:04:25.194-06:00For One of My Dearest Friends<div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://static.issuu.com/webembed/viewers/style1/v1/IssuuViewer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" scale="noscale" salign="l" flashvars="mode=preview&previewLayout=white&username=BCSH&docName=issue_two&documentId=081102152546-285ec97761114715b9cd91dba9389e70" style="width:425px;height:301px" name="flashticker" align="middle"></embed></div></div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-32612599374865407852008-11-02T13:11:00.000-06:002008-11-02T13:21:02.973-06:00The List Gary Left Me<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">WACK MACK </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">LOOKUP tO YOUR</span><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">LEFT FOR WACKY SIGN.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">VACUUM </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">(CARPET, NOT CEILING)</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">WASH BOTTLES UNDER music</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">BOX TAbLE</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">POLISH CLOCK SHELF </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">(ON tOP OF BOTTLES)</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">CLEAN TAbLE tOP BY BATH</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">ROOM DOOR</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">POOP ONCE A DAY</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>GARY<br /></span></div></div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-51139109603107971062008-10-26T22:27:00.000-05:002008-10-28T17:46:51.545-05:00Falling by the Wayside1. Give<br /><div>2. Give In</div><div>3. Give Up</div><div>4. Give Out</div><div>5. Give</div><div><br /></div><div>1. Hold Out</div><div>2. Hold Up!</div><div>3. Hold It</div><div>4. Hold Steady</div><div>5. Hold Me</div><div>(Never has a word looked so odd!)</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://iguessimfloating.net/assets/mp3s/CanadianGirl.mp3">1. Listen</a><a href="http://iguessimfloating.net/assets/mp3s/CanadianGirl.mp3"> (</a><a href="http://iguessimfloating.net/assets/mp3s/CanadianGirl.mp3">Up</a>)</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-40338938840162888602008-10-22T00:08:00.000-05:002008-10-22T00:26:05.085-05:00Hm.<div>1. One</div><div>2. Two</div><div>3. Three</div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-62480661923081547772008-10-19T12:37:00.000-05:002008-10-19T12:49:42.764-05:00While Wasted, Bit Hammered, etc.1. Desperation<div>2. Necessity<br /><div>3. Alleviation</div><div>4. All I've proven lately is how small I really am.</div><div><div>5. But I sure as hell slept like a princess.</div></div></div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7615365512217789874.post-21976382028970476232008-10-17T01:38:00.000-05:002008-10-18T20:24:55.747-05:00What Kind of Pie?<div>2. This doesn't mean anything.<br /></div>Michaelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09649365167155687645noreply@blogger.com0