Gotcha, Captcha!

With as much conscience effort to ignore any Latin roots and coherence, here are my definitions of these 'captchas':

1. Numanil: n. A person who finds light from electronic devices to be extremely comforting

2. Ressesin: n. The unhealthy obsession with creating a 'State of Nature'

3. Muraff: n. The clinical name for heartburn occurring in premature adolescents.

4. Lypersid: n. One goofy-ass, asymmetrical haircut and/or hairstyle

5. Clatsuse: n. A special type of trap that captures very large, absurd animals, such as women named "Bertha"

6. Coduine: adj. Sparse and varied in size, often in reference to freckle patterns