"Well, Maybe Not That Fast"

1. Here are some chips.

2. You left this EXTREMELY important letter on my dashboard.

3. You're devastatingly handsome.

4. I want Q.J. to have her babies.

5.

6. The weather is bee-a-yoo-tee-ful.  Go play!

7. Freckles

8. Toni Braxton

9. Sponge baths, hypothyroidism, and cubs

10. I love a bad Charley almost as much as I love a good reuben.

11. You may be wondering, "Who the hell is Reuben?"

12. Old dog tray (p. 67)