Don't Buy Your Own Bullshit, Crater-Face*

1. Cinnamon In It

2. Extra Texture

3. Edited It

4. We Miss Mrs. Meniscus

5. No Way Jose Zone

6. Ensconced in Whatnot

7. Mispronounced Ms. Pronounciated

8. Gross Growth

*Most of these are not my creative phrasings, but rather a collective effort for the absurd by the absurd.  Give a hand to Chloe, Emily, Zachary, and Charley.

Other Ideas:

1. Face Wars