Doppleganger Hangout, Bizarro World, The Nation's Capitol?
Like I've never been to a pool before
Wear Strawberries and Eat Churches
Fat-Burning Furnace, How I Did It
Snatch a Mouthful
Breast-Feeding on the Grounds
Rotten Root Beer
Haha, I've never seen that before.
Charley would appreciate that one.
Is he a good speller?
Yes, a rare find.
Wow, T-bone would love him a lot. A refreshing change from all the losers brought to her doorstep over the years
Yeah? Is there a story about this?
1. Maura's boyfriend, who was telling T-Bone about a special on TV about Egyptian mummies, said they opened a tomb and the whole thing was full of esophaguses!
2. T-Bone's hillbilly neighbor, who had a kid arrested, said she was going to have to get a lawyer so they could "flea bargain."
3. The friend who said that another woman was so mean to her friends that she was "annihilating" everyone. I think she meant to say 'alienate.'
4. Her sister was beyond fat. She was 'obeast'. I love that one.
5. One of the pastors I work with gaffed the other day. We were texting each other and he called the other pastor a "pre-Madonna". I guess he had not ever seen prima donna spelled out.