29.6.09

Bad Spellers Untie!

Haha, I've never seen that before.


Charley would appreciate that one.


Is he a good speller?


Yes, a rare find.


Wow, T-bone would love him a lot. A refreshing change from all the losers brought to her doorstep over the years


Yeah? Is there a story about this?


Yes:

1. Maura's boyfriend, who was telling T-Bone about a special on TV about Egyptian mummies, said they opened a tomb and the whole thing was full of esophaguses!

2. T-Bone's hillbilly neighbor, who had a kid arrested, said she was going to have to get a lawyer so they could "flea bargain."

3. The friend who said that another woman was so mean to her friends that she was "annihilating" everyone. I think she meant to say 'alienate.'

4. Her sister was beyond fat. She was 'obeast'. I love that one.

5. One of the pastors I work with gaffed the other day. We were texting each other and he called the other pastor a "pre-Madonna". I guess he had not ever seen prima donna spelled out.

25.6.09

When I Return

1. Confirmation
2. Tanzanian Peaberry
3. The Back of Ben and Jerry's
4. Writing a Song
5. Playing BINGO!
6. Getting Registered
7. Burying the Hatchet
8. A Lot of Field Work
9. Pudding it in Your Desk
10. Making Lasagna
11. Getting on Your Case
12. Get to Know Your Guts
13. Sealing the Deal
14. Fucking up Your Gchat