Secrets

1. Double Hernia

2. Double Dater

3. Double DNA (Dumb Bitch, I'll take your kidneys)

4. Double Trouble

5. In Over MY HEAD!

Apostrophes

1. Oh, Youth!  I'll never say aloud how much I torture you.  You are constantly failing and you will kill me.

2. Oh, Love!  You use me more than I use your aftermath, your products.  Who are you and why won't you let me sit next to you at the table?

3. Oh, Word Play!  I'm using you, I think.

4. Oh, Circulation!  You aren't what you used to be, I'm sure.

5. Oh, Seven!  What makes you so damn lucky?

6. Oh, Lord!  Shine your light into my heart, so I may be like you.  And if you have children, then nevermind.

7. Oh, Honesty!  You are the best policy!  This is why I must avoid you.

8. Oh, Friends!  Oh.

9. Oh, Trouble!  You are encoded in my genes.  You're on the same gene that dictates glucose reception, eyelash length, and my propensity for asking questions.

10. Oh, No!  You!

Karma Repair Kit: Items 1-4

1. Get enough food to eat,

         and eat it.

2. Find a place to sleep where it is quiet,

         and sleep there.

3. Reduce intellectual and emotional noise

        until you arrive at the silence yourself,

        and listen to it.

4.

A poem by Richard Brautigan

TTAAPP

2. I just want to fall in love two.

Funny at the Time, Not Funny Now

1. Knickerbockered

2. Nabokov, His Life in Art

    Nabokov, His Life in Part

3. Из-за чего вы не пошли на дискотеку?

4. Oftener

5. Transient Ischemic Attack (Ministroke)

6.

What Do You Notice About This Video?

For One of My Dearest Friends

The List Gary Left Me

WACK MACK   LOOKUP tO YOUR LEFT FOR WACKY SIGN.

VACUUM (CARPET, NOT CEILING)

WASH BOTTLES UNDER music

BOX TAbLE

POLISH CLOCK SHELF (ON tOP OF BOTTLES)

CLEAN TAbLE tOP BY BATH

ROOM DOOR

POOP ONCE A DAY

GARY

Falling by the Wayside

1. Give

2. Give In

3. Give Up

4. Give Out

5. Give

1. Hold Out

2. Hold Up!

3. Hold It

4. Hold Steady

5. Hold Me

(Never has a word looked so odd!)

1. Listen (Up)

Hm.

1. One

2. Two

3. Three

While Wasted, Bit Hammered, etc.

1. Desperation

2. Necessity

3. Alleviation

4. All I've proven lately is how small I really am.

5. But I sure as hell slept like a princess.

What Kind of Pie?

2. This doesn't mean anything.

I'm Broke

1. Eagle Summit (Electrical Wiring)
2. Address Book
3. Mountain Dulcimer
4. Quest For Glory V

G'night, Might.

"Fourth, I feel like a fool."

Mack an' Mick an' Mackin'.

Who I am:
1. Buttered Toast
2. Clear My Plate
3. Marriage at 175 lbs to a poet twice my age.

Little Buddy

1. Inside out?
2. In and Out
3. Grossed Out
4. Figured it out.

1. LET'S HANG.

Less Listless Lists

I've been meaning to start up my blog again. Here it is, renamed and calculated. Now all my dear friends and family can see yet another projection of me over the internet!

I always wanted to make as many lists as possible:

1. Consider deleting Facebook account. (Keeping Russian Facebook is allowable.)
2. Network without living vicariously.
3. Rock and Roll.
4. Girls are terrible. (Always have, always will be.)
5. Refuse to stay in classrooms in which you are asleep in.
6. Spel theengs fuh-nay.