Don't Buy Your Own Bullshit, Crater-Face*

1. Cinnamon In It

2. Extra Texture

3. Edited It

4. We Miss Mrs. Meniscus

5. No Way Jose Zone

6. Ensconced in Whatnot

7. Mispronounced Ms. Pronounciated

8. Gross Growth

*Most of these are not my creative phrasings, but rather a collective effort for the absurd by the absurd.  Give a hand to Chloe, Emily, Zachary, and Charley.

Other Ideas:

1. Face Wars

Publishing Posts Past Written

1. Rows upon rosy pawn toes.

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"Well, Maybe Not That Fast"

1. Here are some chips.

2. You left this EXTREMELY important letter on my dashboard.

3. You're devastatingly handsome.

4. I want Q.J. to have her babies.

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6. The weather is bee-a-yoo-tee-ful.  Go play!

7. Freckles

8. Toni Braxton

9. Sponge baths, hypothyroidism, and cubs

10. I love a bad Charley almost as much as I love a good reuben.

11. You may be wondering, "Who the hell is Reuben?"

12. Old dog tray (p. 67)